ID	Quotee	Text

1	Gunnermaniac	I wish I was gay or bi, I really do
2	Gunnermaniac	I could slap myself in the face but my other hand is occupied right now
3	Gunnermaniac	Just drug me up and do what you will
4	Gunnermaniac	I'll make a mold of my dick for a few hundred dollars.
5	Gunnermaniac	9th try cans dude?! Like fuck my ass!
6	Gunnermaniac	That felt so good...I hate when it feels good...
7	Gunnermaniac	Does his dick smell good? Is it washed?
8	Gunnermaniac	I have throwback 80's porn, and cheating on your wife porn and like.... Beachballs 7 I dunno
9	Gunnermaniac	fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK...She really enunciated that last F.
10	Gunnermaniac	I only have 2 balls left, that's scary!
11	k3v227	i don't do manips, i cheat
12	Gunnermaniac	My seduction skills involve extreme honesty and extremely dexterous fingers.
13	Gunnermaniac	That's what was difficult, getting in
14	Gunnermaniac	do we Lolo Yorelie?
15	Gunnermaniac	I'm not against making porn. Tasteful porn, you know?
16	Gunnermaniac	Is it a picture of a baby? Because if it is, I will find it repulsive and do not wish to look at it.
17	Gunnermaniac	I could do without the 11 year old underwear
18	Gunnermaniac	The maniac part came to me in the halls of my middle school, as if struck by a bolt of lightning
19	Gunnermaniac	MOON! You're drunk! GET OUT
20	Gunnermaniac	What's for dinner? Shit!
21	Gunnermaniac	If she wants to be fucked in a costume, by all means please the lady
22	Gunnermaniac	That's bad, that's terrible, that's horrible, that's RIP!
23	Gunnermaniac	I just looked down and was like 'What is this doing here?'
24	Gunnermaniac	You just gotta be one with the can dude. I am trash. I am garbage.
25	Gunnermaniac	Why no kids? I hate kids and they'll steal my wife's affection away from me.